I about had a heart attack when they told me Tom Parks was back at Trophy Nissan. Like, where had he even gone anyways? Growing up in Mesquite, hearing and seeing Tom on Trophy Nissan commercials was something I had become really used to. I am not going to lie, I didn't always listen (ain't nobody got time for that!) but I knew he was there, ol' Tom. What I didn't know then was someday I would grow up into a full size nerd and then somehow get a job at Trophy Nissan due basically to the fact that someone invented Facebook.
The day I started back in 2009 were Tom's last days with us, and I really didn't ask any questions since I was so new. And life moved on. I didn't even think about it much. Flash Forward to 2013, and now they are telling me they brought the legend back on the team.
What can I say about Tom? Tom is like the B-Movie version of Pat Sajack, Dick Clark and the Sham - Wow guy all mixed into one person who is obsessed with selling cars. I don't mean that in a bad way either, he is like the Robocop of Car Sales commercials. No, the Terminator. "I'LL BE BACK". Yeah Tom, you will. And here is your lucky day.
You can expect to see Tom everywhere now, on our Billboards, our website, our facebook and our commercials. That's his job you know, to be our spokesman. Someday I will get a treadmill and when Tom Park retires I will fill his Italian leather shoes myself and be the best epic TV spokesmen. But its not my time yet.
Welcome back Tom! Everyone at Trophy Nissan is really excited to bring you back home to Trophy. If I ever push you over and a metal skeleton comes out of your elbow with red eyes, please don't blame me as I run away screaming like teenage girl in a dollar movie horror flick.