
If you lived in or around Dallas back in the day, you might remember this little gem. Let's set the scene: It's sometime in the early-to-mid 1980s, suits from Sears were all the rage and mustaches were king. Ladies sported floral-print dresses and hoop earrings, and some of the worst music known to man was recorded and later sold in places called "record stores."
And if you worked at Trophy Nissan in the '80s, you obviously wanted to get in on some of that action. So what do you do if you're a car dealer? Make a…